46 clues that your partner is having an affair

Some of these signs of a cheating spouse are “ironic,” while others are telltale signs that commonly appear with a cheating husband or cheating wife. No copyright. Feel free to forward to those who may be interested. But please don’t change anything.

Signs of a cheating spouse:

1) You find birth control pills in his medicine cabinet and you’ve had a vasectomy.

2) Mutual friends start acting weird around you. (They either know about the cheating or have been told stories about how horrible you are as a wife or girlfriend.)

3) Your cheating husband or wife stops trusting you and seeking your advice.

4) Sets up a new email account and doesn’t tell you about it.

5) You leave home in the morning smelling like Irish Spring and come back at night smelling like Safeguard.

6) He joins the gym and begins a rigorous exercise program.

7) She buys a cell phone and doesn’t notify you.

8) You set up a separate cell phone account that is billed to your office.

9) The cheating husband is wearing condoms and you are on the pill.

10) Start removing all incoming phone calls from caller ID.

11) Delete all incoming emails when they used to pile up.

12) He becomes “accusatory”, asking if you are being faithful to him, usually out of guilt.

13) Ask hypothetical questions like: “Do you think it is possible to love more than one person at a time?”

14) New underwear is bought.

15) Insist that the child seat, toys, etc., be kept out of your car.

16) The cheating wife stops wearing her wedding ring.

17) Has a sudden desire to help with the laundry.

18) Has unexplained scrapes or bruises on the neck or back.

19) You suddenly want to try new love techniques.

20) He suddenly stops having sex with you.

21) You suddenly want more sex, more often.

22) He supposedly works a lot of overtime, but it never shows up on the pay stub.

23) Look for fights to get out of the house.

24) You discover by accident that he or she took a day of vacation or personal time off work, but supposedly worked on those days.

25) Shows a sudden interest in a different type of music.

26) Your spouse’s co-workers feel uncomfortable in your presence.

27) You have a sudden preoccupation with your appearance.

28) Spending an excessive amount of time on the computer, especially after bed.

29) He vomits a lot because he just ate at his mistress’s house and he had to eat the dinner you prepared for him when he got home.

30) Your spouse is away from home, either at night or traveling, more than before.

31) Your clothes smell of an unknown perfume or aftershave. She sees lipstick on her husband’s shirt.

32) The amount of money that is deposited in your checking account is reduced.

33) Find lingerie items or other small gift-type items you didn’t give your spouse.

34) Your spouse seems less comfortable around you and is “touchy” and easily upset.

35) You get calls where the caller hangs up when they hear your voice.

36) Loses attention in household activities.

37) Your intuition (hunch) tells you that something is not right.

38) Has a definite change in attitude towards everyone in the household.

39) She uses a low voice or whispers on the phone or hangs up quickly.

40) She has a “glow” around her.

41) Atypical erratic behavior.

42) He runs away from home.

43) She sleeps with her bag next to her bed.

44) She goes to the store to buy groceries and returns home 5 hours later.

45) It tells you that you can reach it at another phone number.

46) The telltale sign of a cheating spouse? Having to ask that question in the first place.